3.04.2008

tmi tuesday #125

1. Under what conditions would you kiss a stranger?
answer: female, non smoker and willing to let me

2. Who was the last person you sent a text message to? If you’ve never sent someone a text message, is there some reason
answer: i just started text messaging this year. i hate having to carry a cell phone to begin with. and the thought of having another place to check for messages just pissed me off. but i have to admit, i like texting better than the phone ringing. at least with texts i can respond when i want to. last person i texted was probably my wife.

3. When was the last time you deliberately surprised someone?
answer: i surprise people all the time with my brilliance.
ok, serious answer: i surprise people all the time with my brilliance.

4. How often do walk somewhere (hopefully, other than the mailbox)?
answer: i walk all the time. i walk to the 'fridge to get a beer. i walk to the bathroom. i walk to the couch with my cold beer.
ok, serious answer: i walk all the time. i walk to the 'fridge to get a beer. i walk to the bathroom. i walk to the couch with my cold beer. i also walk a lot at work. my office is on the 3rd floor. my boss is on the 4th floor. also a lot of the people i need information from are on the 4th floor. i probably go up and down the stairs about 20 times a day. i hate searching for parking places so i always take one of those spots that are far out in the boonies and just walk in. none of my "trips" can be measured in miles, but add them up and they get fairly long.

5. What were the longest and shortest durations of your romantic relationships?
answer: longest ex-wife: 10 years married, dated for 6. current wife is getting close. we've been married for 11 years but we only dated for 1. shortest: who the hell knows. it if was that short it didn't really leave much of an impression.

Bonus (as in optional):What is missing from your life.
answer: several million dollars and all the sex i can handle.

2 comments:

I Smile 2 Much said...

omyheck- thank SO frickin much for making me LAUGH (for reals) OUT LOUD this morning. i needed that! ; )
your answers are too funny; love 'em!! happy tmi!

Bunny said...

1. - I think I meet your criteria!

2. I thought texting was for kids until sometime last year - now I don't know what I did without it! I love being able to just send (or get) a quick message without having to have a whole, in-depth conversation. Made me appreciate my cell phone.

3. I'm sure you do! :-)

4. You should try wearing a pedometer and see how it all adds up. It can be surprising!

5. 16 years with your ex and 12 with your current wife? So you've been "attached" for almost 30 years total? Wow. Scary to think about it that way, huh?

Ditto on the bonus!

Happy TMI d!