ok, so there are actually going to be a couple of questions on this one. but they are all related.
question: how big is a big beautiful woman (bbw)? what is the male equivalent of a bbw? how big can the male be?
explanation: i am not a hard body. i have a belly but nothing that i think is too gross. my wife is not exactly skinny either. this weekend, a friend celebrated their 40th birthday by renting a party bus and taking a bunch of us clubbing. i have to say that i felt really out of place. not because i was so much older. but because i was bigger. i really have no interest in sports so i am having a real hard time finding something to do that will get me exercise and help me keep my weight down. so, i'm going to take the path of least resistance approach and see just how much i need to do to. i know it is lazy, but hey i get to have a couple of vices. sex is one. the other is food.
brain farts
- i have a very bad sense of smell
- i've never had sushi
- i've never been to spain but i kinda like the music
- i have a strong desire to have sex with a female that is half my age. luckily half my age is legal in all of the united states and canada provinces
- i'm too lazy to capitalize
- i will not kiss someone who smokes. to me it is like licking an ashtray. yuck
- i think bacon should be a food group by itself
- i sometimes go to the restroom during work to masturbate
- i never use recipes when i cook
- i masturbate because i want to, not because i need to
- i married the first woman with which i had sexual intercourse
- i like to eat
- i like to cook
- i like eggs
- i have sleep apnea
- i have only had one woman ever swallow my cum
- i have no idea where the first woman i had sexual intercourse with is today
- i have no friends but i know a lot of people
- i have a fetish for women in heels
- i have decided to extend my "women in heels" fetish to "women in boots"
- i hate to clean the kitchen
- i don't understand tattoos. why?
- i don't smoke, never have never will
- i don't like rap music, unless it is really old school like mc hammer
- i don't like my job but i make too much money to quit doing it
- i could easily become a peeping tom
- i can not stop myself from looking at woman's legs
- I am not gay. I have never been gay. (not that there is anything wrong with that)
- as far as i know, everyone with which i attended high school could be dead
exercise for the fat and lazy
- when parking in a multi-level garage, take the stairs or walk the ramps to get out.
- don't take the closest parking place to where ever you are going.
- take the elevator to the floor above/below your destination and then use the stairs to get to your final floor
- never use the elevator unless your destination is more than 3 floors away
- drink lots of water while at work
- at work, never use the bathroom that is on the same floor as your desk
- lose the remote to your tv so you have to stand up to change the channel
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