tmi tuesday #144

1. Are your farts;
a. Silent but deadly
b. All sound, no fury
c. Loud and stinky
answer: all the above at various times

2. Have you ever farted in front of a lover? Who was the 1st one to do it? How did they or you handle it.
answer: yes. it is a normal body function. i honestly don't remember who the first one was but i'm sure they tried to pretend that they didn't hear or smell it because that is what people do. everyone does it so why make a big deal out of it.

3. Have you ever farted and tried to blame someone else? Who and did you get away with it?
answer: no

4. What food triggers you?
answer: i don't know of any food that triggers me more than others.

5. Varts (Vaginal Farts) Scary, or an indication of a good time being had by all?
answer: good times

Bonus (as in optional): When you do fart with someone in your bed, do you cover their head with the sheet and hold them under?
answer: not since i was 7 years old. back then it was funny. now it is just a part of life.

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