9.25.2007

tmi tuesday #102

1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?
answer: in elementary school, girls were not something i thought about. and marriage? who the hell thought about marriage in elementary school?!?!

2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?
answer: beaker or the swedish chef.

You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."


3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]
answer: i am politically agnostic. i don't think i could even give you the names of any policitians. i only know bush because he and i were raised in the same general area of texas. i knew of his family when i was growing up.

4. How did you first find the g-spot?
answer: exploration. i knew i found it when she almost started crying from the intense orgasm.

5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?
answer: i don't wear costumes. when your life is as crazy as mine, you don't need to get dressed up for weirdness to happen.


Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?
answer: both. it liberates by letting people like us know that we are not alone in our demented thoughts. it deteriorates by making some of the more perverse (rappist, child molesters) think that what they think is acceptable. but i can say the same things about politics, organized religion and little leaque baseball.

4 comments:

Bunny said...

Great answers. Interesting bonus; I like it. Happy TMI!

D said...

thanks, bunny. and i hope your son is doing better.

Shibari said...

I really really liked your answers.. I totally agree with you on pornography... and well everything else... only I think Animal was STILL the best muppet.
xoxo

D said...

shibari - animal is a good muppet but i'm too old to relate to him. in my younger years, hell, an-i-mal!! but now, i'm more the swedish chef speed.