9.11.2007

tmi tuesday #100

1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
answer: in a girls vagina. :)
ok, real answer: oral sex was in my first car. intercourse in my parent's bed when they were out of town.

2. Does size matter? (open to interpretation boys and girls)
answer: i have been told that i am well hung. not extremely long but just the right length and good thickness. is that good? the women would have to tell me. now, my interpretation: i like a woman that has some meat on their bones. sorry, skinny girls just don't do it for me. i want curves. i want soft feminine curves. i like breasts, i like hips. call me old fashioned but the hourglass figure is *hot*. and i'm not all that attracted to hard bodies.

3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment?
answer: on multiple occasions. and a few of them actually involved a woman and not just my right hand.

4. Ever been skinny dipping?
answer: yep.

5. Top or bottom?
answer: yep. and side, back, front too.

Bonus: Where were you September 11, 2001? What were you doing when you first heard about the twin towers?
answer: i was on my way home after taking my daughter to school. i was burning a vacation day because i didn't want to go to work. little did i know that it would be a day that lives in infamy.

3 comments:

Valyna said...

Your answers are hysterical... Your initial answer to #1 especially, LOL!

Happy TMI!!

~d said...

OH YIKES!
judging from your answers, I am guessing Capital D is a (boy)!

Hello Cap D!

I so totally had to find out who you were!

I love your answer to #2...(coff-coff) PROBABLY b/c of the various 'sizes' I too am well hung! HAHAHA!
I mean-hour-glass(ish)
*sorry, soo could not resist!

D said...

~d: i did the same thing. i had to check out your site to see if you were male/female. :)

and as you can tell from my answers, hour-glass(ish) is right up my alley.

valyna: i'm a little bit of a smart ass at times.