1. Does the carpet match the drapes?
answer: i guess. the carpet is curlier though.
2. Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them?
answer: not majorly. i have used it to get a free lunch but nothing that would get me arrested.
3. What is your favorite thing to lick?
answer: this can go so many ways. from nice to naughty. the spoon after making pudding. the spot between the vagina and the anus after she has cum really hard.
4. Have you ever had sex in a place of worship? (i.e., church, temple, mosque, etc.)
answer: depends on the type of worship. some say that stores are places of worship for those addicted to shopping. ok, does this count? i have had sex in a school gym that on the weekends is used by a community church for their services.
5. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it? LINK!!! ;)
answer: why buy porn when you can find so much online for free? Link?!? if you don't know how to find it by now, i'm not going to show you. :)
Bonus (as in optional): How often, if ever, do you "fake it?"
answer: how would a guy fake it?