qotw

i'm going to try a weekly feature of my own. a question asked each week of the 1 or 2 people that might actually read this. i will be honest right up front and say the questions will be asked of women. i'm a guy and i really don't care what other guys think. :)


so here it is: the question of the week


if a man walked up to you while you were shopping in victoria's secret and offered to buy you any bra/panty set in the store if you would model it for him in the store's dressing room, would you take him up on the offer?

wtf thursday

ok, so not really a wtf. more like comments on wtf wednesday.

i realize that large does not exclude lingerie. believe me when i say that i have bought plenty of it. the issue is that she isn't comfortable with her body and doesn't want to wear it. and the bi-polar doesn't help with that. so buying her lingerie just makes her depressed side of the "polar" flare up.

bunny's first suggestion is a great one. however, i do that all the time. i do actually listen and give her things that she wants but i do it because i love her, not because it is a holiday. so doing something like that as a valentine's day gift is anticlimatic.

renee's suggestion of gift cards is a great idea but not for us. i encourage my wife to shop for things. if there is something she wants, she gets it. i do the same thing. we are good about that. we buy things for each other too. so if i find something i want her to have, i buy it and vice versa. we even do it with the kids, within reason that is. so giving her something so that she can buy what she wants is again anticlamtic. (btw, to illustrate this, on average there are 4 packages a week that arrive at our house from woman within, lane bryant, roaman's, etc. i'm beginning to think that we have our delivery driver.)

so tonight, my wife is going to work out just like she normally does on thursday nights. this is a treat for her because she gets away from everyone 2 nights a week and gets out frustrations. then she will come home and spend a couple of hours in the bathtub. it will be a typical thursday night. that is what she said she wanted.

question of the week

question: do you measure a dickeydoo while flacid or fully erect?

explanation: just curious.

question of the week

question: punctuation sex, do you or don't you?

explanation: the wife and i had sex this weekend. it was at the end of her period and not something that we usually do. neither one of us really like the idea. me because i'm extremely oral (no i didn't do that this weekend) and her because i am extremely oral and she is selfish (she likes me to perform oral). so this weekend's sex wasn't our greatest but it did scratch an itch. and it made me wonder if what other's opinions are on punctuation sex.

odds and ends

there have been a few blogs that i read daily going private lately. it makes me sad. i love to read stealth's blog but i've been left out. some mexican chick is was a new find and i really enjoyed her blog. but alas, i got blocked. if anyone knows how i can get hold of them and request access, please shoot me an email.

i've been toying with the idea of doing a hnt post. but to be honest, i don't know what kind of pic to take. so, if you are a female reading this, please give me some suggestions/pointers on what kind of hnt pic would be interesting to you. i ask for female's advice/opinions because honestly, i don't care what the guys want. :)

i'll try to get back to posting a question of the week but it will have to wait until next week. this week is half over so i'm not going to bother. if you feel like you have to have a question of the week, consider my hnt query as the one for this week.

question of the week

question: how much money would you take to give head to complete stranger?

explanation: for me, there is no amount of money that would make me give head to a male stranger. a female stranger is a different story. when it comes down to it, i'd probably do it for free. but if i was going to whore myself out, it would not come for less than $50 US. yep, that is the price you'd pay to turn me into your man-whore.

why do i know this? one day on my way home from work, i sat at a traffic light and saw a woman on the side of the road with a sign asking for money. notice i didn't say "homeless woman" because i don't know that she was homeless. all i can say is that she was asking for money. i thought to myself, i wonder if she would be willing to earn money. i didn't think "sex" as a way to earn it, i just wondered if she would be willing to work. there are some of the people on the side of the road that have told local news stations that they wouldn't work because they make more than enough by begging. i wondered if she was one of them. then somehow, my warped mind eventually made it around to "how much would it take for me to do ...". i thought of a lot of things. and in most cases it wasn't the amount of money as much as it was a situation. for example, if i lost my job there is a lot i'd do just to get money coming in so that i could feed my family. standing on the street corner with a sign was not one of the things i'd do. but as you can tell, prostitution did come up as one of the things i'd do.

so, now that you know the background, tell me your answer.

question of the week

question: anyone know the rules to strip scrabble?

explanation: i'm curious to know what kind of games have "strip" versions to them. i can almost picture a group of real nerds sitting around playing strip scrabble. would the pocket protector count as an item of clothing?

question of the week

question: do you have one sexual fantasy that you want to keep as a fantasy and never actually fulfill?

explanation: the more i think about it the more i want to keep one of my sexual fantasies as just a fantasy. i kind of like having that one thing to dream about. not that turning fantasies into reality is bad. but i find that i need to have something that i can dream about. something that will always be a mystery. all too often you do those things you dream about and then they just turn into something you've done. "been there, done that" is not something i want to be able to say about everything. btw, i'm not talking about the fantasies that are pretty much unattainable from the beginning (i.e. jennifer garner and kari bryon taking turns using me as their sex toy.) so what is my fantasy that will stay a fantasy? i'm not sure yet. i have a few in mind but i haven't decided exactly which one i want to keep that way. if i remember i'll post it when i decide.

question of the week

ok, so there are actually going to be a couple of questions on this one. but they are all related.

question: how big is a big beautiful woman (bbw)? what is the male equivalent of a bbw? how big can the male be?

explanation: i am not a hard body. i have a belly but nothing that i think is too gross. my wife is not exactly skinny either. this weekend, a friend celebrated their 40th birthday by renting a party bus and taking a bunch of us clubbing. i have to say that i felt really out of place. not because i was so much older. but because i was bigger. i really have no interest in sports so i am having a real hard time finding something to do that will get me exercise and help me keep my weight down. so, i'm going to take the path of least resistance approach and see just how much i need to do to. i know it is lazy, but hey i get to have a couple of vices. sex is one. the other is food.

question of the week #4

question: what kind of car do you wish you had instead of the one you have right now?

reason: i drive a saturn vue. but i'd really like to have a full size pickup truck. no particular model/style. i just want a full size truck. why? because i've never had one. that is the only reason. no big live long desire. no "manly" reason. just because i've never owned one.

question of the week #3

question: why do people get tattoos?

explanation: i just don't get it. what is it about tattoos that is attractive? what makes someone want to put a picture on their body for the rest of their lives? i don't think they are the least bit attractive. i can't under how they are "sexy". i just don't get it. someone, please explain it to me.

question of the week #2

question: dictionary.com provides this definition of fetish:

any object or nongenital part of the body that causes a habitual erotic response or fixation.

given that definition, what is one of your fetishes?

explanation: heels. not hooker, platforms. just simple 2 1/2" heels will do it. i can not tell you why. as far as i can remember there is not a particular event that can be the trigger for it. but i can not stop the rush i get when i see a woman in heels. if they have bare legs and heels it does even more. mojito mojo had a hnt post that i can not get out of my mind.

now add a pair of stockings to this mix. a flash of stocking top, nice legs and a pair of heels. i will almost cum in my pants.

btw, if you would prefer to post links to pictures that illustrate your fetish, feel free. and if you want to post links/pictures that will satisy my fetish, i'm not going to complain about that either.

question of the week #1

i'm going to start posting one question a week. not that i actually expect people to answer it but it makes me feel better. however if you happen to see the question and feel the uncontrollable urge to answer it, please do. i will post the question and then explain why i ask. so here goes the first one


question: what movie line pops into your head for no reason? bonus points if it is one that is obscure and most people have no idea where it came from.


explanation: the line is "don't you hate perry's wife?". i can not keep this line from arthur (staring dudley moore) from popping into my head at random times. and often it makes it's way out of my mouth. everytime it does people just look at me like they are trying to figure out what medication i forgot to take. especially since i don't know anyone named perry.