tmi #119

1. What was your favorite book as a kid?
answer: i don't have a favorite book. however, i read all the time. i always have at least one book that i am reading. but i only read fiction. i use books as an escape. i tend to find an author i like, read everything they have ever written and move on to another author. what author am i reading now? actually i'm looking for a new one. got any suggestions?

2. If you were stranded on that proverbial desert island (again!), what book or books (up to 5) would you want to have with you?
answer: anything i haven't already read.

3. What was the first "naughty" book you read and in what way was it naughty?
answer: hell, i don't even remember the last "naughty" book i read, much less the first one.

4. If you were to publish your autobiography today, what would be the title?
answer: "brain farts smell like chicken". don't ask me why because i couldn't tell you. it just seems like a good title because there is at least one person out there that would buy it just to see what the hell it was about.

5. Would you rather look at nude pictures/pornography or read erotic fiction and why?
answer: all depends on my mood. sometimes i need visual stimilus and sometimes i don't. but i think on average, i'd rather have erotic fiction read to me by a nude female.

Bonus (as in optional):Do you know the whereabouts today of the first person with whom you had sex?
answer: see the list of brain farts on the sidebar.