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10.05.2007

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From the mind of dareuu at 14:26
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brain farts

  • i have a very bad sense of smell
  • i've never had sushi
  • i've never been to spain but i kinda like the music
  • i have a strong desire to have sex with a female that is half my age. luckily half my age is legal in all of the united states and canada provinces
  • i'm too lazy to capitalize
  • i will not kiss someone who smokes. to me it is like licking an ashtray. yuck
  • i think bacon should be a food group by itself
  • i sometimes go to the restroom during work to masturbate
  • i never use recipes when i cook
  • i masturbate because i want to, not because i need to
  • i married the first woman with which i had sexual intercourse
  • i like to eat
  • i like to cook
  • i like eggs
  • i have sleep apnea
  • i have only had one woman ever swallow my cum
  • i have no idea where the first woman i had sexual intercourse with is today
  • i have no friends but i know a lot of people
  • i have a fetish for women in heels
  • i have decided to extend my "women in heels" fetish to "women in boots"
  • i hate to clean the kitchen
  • i don't understand tattoos. why?
  • i don't smoke, never have never will
  • i don't like rap music, unless it is really old school like mc hammer
  • i don't like my job but i make too much money to quit doing it
  • i could easily become a peeping tom
  • i can not stop myself from looking at woman's legs
  • I am not gay. I have never been gay. (not that there is anything wrong with that)
  • as far as i know, everyone with which i attended high school could be dead

exercise for the fat and lazy

  • when parking in a multi-level garage, take the stairs or walk the ramps to get out.
  • don't take the closest parking place to where ever you are going.
  • take the elevator to the floor above/below your destination and then use the stairs to get to your final floor
  • never use the elevator unless your destination is more than 3 floors away
  • drink lots of water while at work
  • at work, never use the bathroom that is on the same floor as your desk
  • lose the remote to your tv so you have to stand up to change the channel

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