6.13.2007

TMI #87 - posted on Wednesday

1. What is the meanest thing you've ever done/said to a lover/loved one?
answer: i once told a lover that i wouldn't marry her. i had just gotten divorced, she was filing for divorce and wanted to marry me. i had to tell her that she wasn't the one i wanted to marry. the worst part of it was that she started out as a friend and became a lover over time. i lost a lover but more painful was the fact that i lost a good friend.

2. Have you ever had sex on an elevator?
answer: elevators move too damn fast in my city and there aren't any high rises that have "express" elevators. and to pull the emergency stop sets off alarms that in this day and age would bring police.

3. Have you ever lied about a rash and said it was a birthmark? OR Have you ever lied about a birthmark and said it was a rash?
answer: no and the whole idea seems really strange. why would you do that?

4. Have you ever had sex on a beach or in the water at a beach/pool?
answer: beach sex isn't all it sounds. sand is painful. i used to own a house with a pool, so yeah that one is covered. also did it in a hotel pool once.

5. How old are you? How old do you feel? =P
answer: i'm 43 and earned every year. how do i feel? depends on the day. sometimes older, sometime younger.

6. Have you or your partner been injured so badly during sex that you/they had to go to the hospital?
answer: there was the time that we tried position # 31 in the kama sutra. seriously, no but there have been a few times that i thought i should have called an ambulance but that passed.

7. Have you been to a strip club or "titty bar"? (Hooters does NOT count.) If so, did you get a lap dance?
answer: i'm a 43 year old man. all i have to say to this is "duh". i'm sure i've paid for at least 20 pairs of stripper platform shoes over the years.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a "blog crush" (i.e., a crush on someone, of whatever gender, that you haven't met in person but only know through their blog)? Who? (Link, please, if you dare!)
answer: not a blog crush, but i have had more than one "blog lust". a few:
1000 Words- her pics are the most erotic i have seen, and i appreciate her sense of humor. i visit every day.
Adventures of a Teen Slut - living vicarious through her stories. i'm old enough to be her grandfather but i still have fantasies about being one of her lovers. i visit every day.
Anal Amy - newly found but i visit every day to see if she has updated. i want to be jill's dad.
Down the Rabbit Hole - i love her sense of humor and i can relate to a lot of what she writes about. i really wish she lived in the same town as me so i could start a real friendship with her.

3 comments:

Amorous Rocker said...

Awesome answers. Happy late TMI. :)

Mrs.ZigZagMan said...

Happy TMI.

Bunny said...

*blushing* Thanks, I think that would be great too.