Rants, Ramblings and other Brain Farts

hump day?

2010-04-07T11:29:00.001-05:00

wouldn't be great if you could dedicate a whole day to nothing but humping? if you are lucky enough to have done this, i'd love to hear about it. let me live vicariously through you.

fine line between genius and stupidity

2010-03-30T12:41:00.000-05:00

i know that oscar levant said "there is a fine line between genius and insanity" but that doesn't apply here. i work with a bunch of people that can be genius one second and stupid as a wet roll of toilet paper the next. it is frustrating as hell!!!! how can someone be able to talk technical terms and subject matter in such detail only to turn right around and say the stupidest thing about how

life

2010-03-24T13:57:00.001-05:00

i am still around. however, i still lead such a boring life that it isn't blog worthy. how do people find something to blog about every day? i was moved to a new cubicle recently at work. my new seat is right in the middle of a major traffic pattern. i hate it. it has definitely changed how much i can browse the web while at work.i'm trying a igoogle widget that lets me post to my blogs from

mfm - fear

2009-10-26T12:04:00.000-05:00

the topic this week for microfantasy monday is "fear". what does she know? did she find my blog? could she have found my cyber world? how could my wife have found about about this? will she be upset? this is what i feared most.

what to blog?

2009-10-21T15:36:00.000-05:00

i'm still trying to come up with things to blog about. why? let me explain a little bit. i have a life in the cyber world that is everything i can't do in real life. i share things here that i can't tell friends in real life. in real life i am a very straight laced parent. here i am slightly deviant. the cyber world is what keeps me sane and to some extent i think it probably keeps me out of

mfm - contest

2009-10-19T10:19:00.000-05:00

the topic this week for microfantasy monday is "contest". which one will be first? i watch them together. her hands sliding across his chest. his hands on her hips. their bodies moving together in the attempt to achieve the goal together. but i can tell that they will not be together. one of them is going to get there before the other. i just can't tell which one it wil be. her

my first mfm

2009-10-12T13:02:00.004-05:00

no, not male-female-male threesome. it is microfantasy monday from the sweltering celt. something new i have found that i am going to try and participate in on a semi-regular basis. this weeks theme is photos. Here goes. photo in my head the extremely high stiletto heeled sandal on the ground. the shapely leg showing out the car door. the blue silk dress riding up and revealing desirable

i'm still trying

2009-08-11T15:26:00.004-05:00

i haven't given up on the blog completely but it is still hard for me to find time to post. and if i find time, i have no clue what to write about. since my last post i have become the target of a spammer that writes their posts in japanese, chinese, korean. not sure which language is used but i know i can't read any of it. so i am going to disable anonymous comments for a while. it isn't

yes, it has been a while

2009-05-28T15:29:00.002-05:00

my life is boring. i have started posts on multiple occasions only to delete them as being a miserable attempt at blogging. my life just doesn't have anything in it that is worth blogging about. but i am going to try.the last few days i have been trolling craigslist personals. looking for something that would catch my attention. i replied to a few ads and even posted one or two of my own.

answers

2009-03-08T23:22:00.002-05:00

answers to the post below.first one is woman's menstral cycle. and i mentioned it was a double. well if the entire thing represents the menstrual cycle, then the would represent a period. second one is a road trip. like i said it was greatly simplified.third one was meant to be an episode of csi: miami. but like i said, it could be a number of things if you swapped the list elements

what it looks like in xml

2009-03-06T10:44:00.004-06:00

here are few things that are represented in mark up language. technically this would be xml and not html because i am creating my own tags. but i think anyone savvy in html can get them too. can you guess what they are? i'll post the answers in a couple of days28 days (by the way, this one has a double in it.) (this is a greatly simplified example)

i'm an odd in an even world's clothing

2009-02-23T14:50:00.001-06:00

i don't buy clothes very often. in fact, i buy jeans about once every 4-5 years. i buy clothes and wear them until they can no longer be worn. then i go buy some new ones. recently, i had to buy jeans. the ones i bought about 4 years ago finally got so threadbare that they developed holes in the crotch. since i wear jeans almost everyday to work, i had to get some that didn't have holes in

no longer worrying about valentines day

2009-02-07T12:51:00.003-06:00

no, i didn't come up with an idea. i am just going to skip it. let me explain.for the last 4-5 years, i have worked hard at making sure i did something for valentines day. know what my wife did? nothing. same goes for birthdays, anniversary and even christmas. this last christmas i bought all of my own presents. she did not buy me a single present. i bought them and then the kids wrapped

i can't go to titty bars anymore

2009-02-05T17:14:00.003-06:00

i can not bring myself to go to a gentlemen's club aka topless club aka titty bar. i used to like to go there and do the typical guy thing of imagining that i actually had a chance of getting one of the "college students" to go home with me. but lately, i can't do it. i think it is because all of the "college students" are now young enough to be my daughter and i just feel like a very creepy

taking suggestions for valentines

2009-02-05T16:54:00.001-06:00

i'm looking suggestions for something to do for my wife for valentines day. i know this is cheesy but any suggestion is a good one. i'll take and modify to fit my situation. and before you ask, no i'm not going to list everything i've done before because i really don't want to take that much time to write this post. so suggest away.

the economy hits

2009-02-02T12:33:00.002-06:00

i know 7 people that lost their jobs during december and january. one of them lost their job two weeks before christmas. and these aren't people that were recently hired. one had been employed at the same company for 8 years, next was 5 years, 2 years, 2 years, 2 years, 6 years and 12 years respectively. two of them worked in software development, one was a project manager for a "major

women, why do you do it?

2009-01-26T16:42:00.001-06:00

women get mad at men if the men look at the woman's breasts while talking to them. but they don't make it fair. a woman will shop for hours to find that bra that perks up her breasts. a woman will shop for days to find a top that enhances her cleavage or that will show her breasts "just right". they carefully pick out pendents, necklaces, scarfs, etc that match their outfit and hang around

question of the week

2009-01-26T11:29:00.002-06:00

it is times like this that i wish i had a larger audience because this question could provoke some interesting answers. oh, well. i'll just have to hope that the 2 people that visit my blog will answer. and maybe those 2 people will suggest it to other bloggers and i can get a decent set of responses on this one. if anyone should choose to steal my question and use it on their blog, i am fine

yesterday was not fun

2009-01-23T16:08:00.001-06:00

yesterday my wife buried her uncle yesterday a mother buried her son. yesterday three brothers and a sister buried their oldest brother yesterday a wife buried her only husband yesterday three daughters and a son buried their dad yesterday an eighteen month old grandson buried his grandfather yesterday was tough. very tough.

i'm glad something happened today that has never happened before

2009-01-20T13:44:00.001-06:00

i'll be honest. i'm glad we have our first african-american/hawaiian president. i'm always interested when something that hasn't happened before actually occurs. but that is the extent of my interest. i have never really subscribed to the theory that the president has major impact on the economy or the general well-being of the united states. i think i have said it before on this blog. i am

a challenge for anyone that might read this blog

2009-01-13T16:22:00.002-06:00

i have a challenge for anyone that might accidently stumble on this blog and feels up to the challenge. it is simple and i believe it is legal in all 50 states. here is the challenge. go to craigslist post an add in the casual encounters that you think will get some real responses. by real i mean not all of them from bots. post a link to your ad in the comments. that is it. if you want,

our receptionist is hot ...

2009-01-13T16:14:00.003-06:00

i can't remember if i mentioned our receptionist when i listed the women i work with. if not, i should have. she is hot. there is no other word to explain her. she is about 6 feet tall and gorgeous. long shapely legs. she works out regularly and it is obvious. she has muscle definition but not the type you would associate to a body builder. just the right amount to make her look fantastic.

question of the week

2009-01-13T09:42:00.002-06:00

tell me what you would wear if you were going to a social function and there was someone there that you wanted to notice you.

it took a bottle and half but it happened

2009-01-01T14:21:00.002-06:00

a bottle and a half of sparkling white wine and it finally happened. i had sex last night. i think i have found the magic potion and it is called alcohol. who'd a thought? now i have to figure out how to get her to drink when i want to have sex. honestly, it shouldn't be this difficult and i feel like a creep for even thinking of resorting to this. it pisses me off.

i think i cause women to gain weight

2008-12-30T09:45:00.002-06:00

i have been married twice. my first fiancee was a petite woman that had a very nice, shapely body. she wore clothes that highlighted her assets and was always flattered when a guy would watch her as she walked by. a few years after we were married my wife was a baggy sweats wearing, overweight woman that never wanted to go out in public. she doesn't feel comfortable with her appearance and

this could be interesting

2008-12-29T15:10:00.002-06:00

i found a new blog today and it was just created today. i'm going to keep an eye on it to see if it develops. i like the concept and might actually use it myself. the blog is called "email your secrets" (http://emailyoursecrets.blogspot.com/). check it out. it could be interesting if it catches on.

qotw

2008-12-29T09:45:00.003-06:00

i'm going to try a weekly feature of my own. a question asked each week of the 1 or 2 people that might actually read this. i will be honest right up front and say the questions will be asked of women. i'm a guy and i really don't care what other guys think. :)so here it is: the question of the weekif a man walked up to you while you were shopping in victoria's secret and offered to buy you

5:00 a.m.

2008-12-25T09:50:00.002-06:00

that is what time the kids got up this morning. i think they were a little excited about seeing what santa left them. i think they had a good christmas and that is what counts. as for me, not so much. but that will be a post at a later date.

boots

2008-12-23T15:13:00.001-06:00

i like the current fashion trend of high heeled boots. can't explain it but i like it. get a little stirring in the loins everytime i see a woman wearing them. could it be a small s&m fetish? not really sure.

left over christmas money to blow ...

2008-12-23T14:03:00.001-06:00

i have a little bit of money i had allocated for christmas presents that has not been spent. so i decided i would splurge and i am going to spend it on something near and dear to my heart ... sex. i want to spend it on something that is completely and totally sex dependent. the key is that it has to be something that i've never had or done before. it is a gift after all. it could be a toy.

not all women but real close

2008-12-19T17:10:00.000-06:00

the last couple of post brought a comment from a reader. to answer her comment, yes i do work with a lot of women. the ratio is somewhere around 3-4 women for each man. now that is not something i'll complain about. especially when they are mostly young women. this is the first job for a lot of them after they graduated from college. not all of them are that way but a great deal of them are

sitting at my desk - part 2

2008-12-05T14:56:00.001-06:00

angry - she almost always has a pissed off look on her face. not sure why but that is her. she has a pretty smile when she does smile. glare - i call her glare because this woman has the whitest skin i have ever seen. she must never go outside in the sunshine. she is really nice looking but i have to wear my sunglasses to look at her when she wears a skirt. (i live in the south where women

sitting at my desk

2008-12-01T16:52:00.001-06:00

i'm sitting at my desk waiting on someone to fix an issue so that i can actually do work. right now i am completely blocked from doing anything that this company pays me to do. but as long as they see me writing an email, they will think that i am doing something productive. as i sit at my desk, i thought i'd put together a list of alias for the women. not sure if anyone reading this

does this really work?

2008-11-24T16:43:00.002-06:00

i'm trying to see how the blogger feature that allows you to email your posts directly to your blog works out. this is my first attempt at this so i'm not going to go too wild with it. however if it works out, i might do this more often. 'i'm going to try embedding a link to another website: my favorite porn star retired from porn a few years back. i say she is my favorite because she is the

still not dead

2008-11-09T21:41:00.003-06:00

in fact, i'm feeling much better.yeah, a monty python reference. i have been very busy lately with my new job. i still haven't found a time to do the blogging thing. remember, i do this and do not want anyone i know to find out i do it. so it is hard to find a time. i can't do it at work because my new place of employment is one of those "open work areas" where no one has any privacy and

i just got paid for doing nothing

2008-08-14T15:30:00.003-05:00

i got my first paycheck today at my new job. i have been here for 2 weeks and so far i have not done a damn thing. i work with 5 other people in a satellite group. the main group is located in nyc and all the management is there. the main group is in the final stages of a project and hasn't had time to do anything with us here. there are 3 of us in this group that have started within the

i haven't abandoned the blog ...

2008-08-11T09:23:00.003-05:00

i started a new job last week. no more games for me. but now i have to get settled into a new routine and find time to update the blog. at my old job i had a private office. now i sit in a workgroup cubicle setup. (i'm going to miss hnt). i plan to come back to updating the blog, i just have to get into a routine again. bear with me.on the upside, from my new desk i get to sit and look at ~

tmi tuesday #144

2008-07-22T10:17:00.003-05:00

1. Are your farts; a. Silent but deadly b. All sound, no fury c. Loud and stinkyanswer: all the above at various times2. Have you ever farted in front of a lover? Who was the 1st one to do it? How did they or you handle it.answer: yes. it is a normal body function. i honestly don't remember who the first one was but i'm sure they tried to pretend that they didn't hear or smell it because

i'm not dead, just been busy

2008-07-21T13:06:00.003-05:00

i haven't abandoned the blog, i've just been too busy to do any posting. my current job has had me working long days and weekends too. but all of that is about to change!!!i accepted a new job today. less hours, less responsibility and more money. how sweet is that?!?!? and when i say "less responsibility" that is not a bad thing. my current job has a lot of responsibility but none of the

tmi tuesday # 141

2008-07-01T12:53:00.002-05:00

1. Do you believe in marriage?answer: believe in marriage? is that like believing in santa claus or believing in a politician? i'm not entirely sure what there is to "believe" in. see answer to next question to understand this answer.2. What is marriage to you?answer: marriage is a legal thing. it allows you to be considered "a unit" for legal, political and business purposes. there are

tmi tuesday #140

2008-06-24T20:54:00.002-05:00

yes, i know it has been a long time. i'm trying to change that. but here are my answers.1. Do you believe anyone truly likes their job? If so, why?answer: i would like to think that someone does but i am not entirely sure what/who it would be. partly because it is a "job" and you have to "work". not sure who would like that. ok, maybe a porn star? 2. Do you 1) live to work or 2) work to live

i'm not dead yet

2008-06-06T10:09:00.002-05:00

really. i'm feeling much better now.seriously, i am still alive and i have not abandoned the blog. i have been extremely busy. and i'm going to share a little about my real life. i've said that i work in the computer industry testing software. what i never really said (at least i don't think i did) is that the software i test are video games. i manage a team (currently numbering 15 people)

tmi tuesday #135

2008-05-20T13:26:00.002-05:00

1. How many credit cards do you own? Are they paid off? answer: to f-ing many and none of them are paid off. everytime i think we are close something happens and we have to use one or my will decide she needs to use one for something. the shopping thing is one of the bi-polar things.2. Can you be in love with someone you don't trust?answer: yes but i would not recommend letting them know about

tmi tuesday #134

2008-05-13T09:34:00.003-05:00

i am still alive. i'm just slammed at work right now. i'll get back in the swing soon.1. Is there a TV show you HAVE to watch? If so, what is it?answer: nothing that i can think of. there are a lot of shows i LIKE to watch but nothing that i HAVE to watch.2. What is you favorite drink if you are going to drink more than one?answer: alcoholic = coors light. non-alcoholic = iced tea3. How long

tmi tuesday #132

2008-04-29T09:32:00.002-05:00

1. Early bird or night owl?answer: neither. i like to sleep late and go to bed early. i'm getting old and sleep is becoming more of a precious commodity. 2. Where was the first place you ever had sex?answer: alone - my bed, the top bunk with someone helping - hand job on the bus on the way to tempe arizona on a band trip intercourse - my parents bed3. On a scale of 1-10, how

friday brain fart

2008-04-25T08:17:00.002-05:00

i have been swamped at work lately and have not had time to do any blogging. so today while i wait for the coffee to get ready, i thought i'd toss something up. it is going to be random stuff but then when have i not done things that way?i work on the second floor of a building. the main atrium is open up to the third floor. i have to walk around the opening on the second floor to reach the

wtf wednesday

2008-04-16T14:32:00.003-05:00

wtf...(where) have i been? work has had me slammed and i have not had time to do anything else. i am hoping it doesn't stay like this for long because it sucks. ... (why) is it so cold in my office. it is always cold in my office. right now i am sitting in my office with a sweat shirt on and a small space heater running. it is almost 80 degrees outside but everyone in our office suite is

tmi # 130

2008-04-08T08:56:00.002-05:00

Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, who are you (more) mad at?answer: since i don't really have a best friend(see brain farts on the side), this is hard for me to answer. but i think i'd be more upset with my girlfriend. but as long as my spouse doesn't find out about it, i guess i could live with it. Is there something someone could say to you that would cross a

miss me?

2008-04-07T09:21:00.003-05:00

last week sucked. i was sick sunday-tuesday and then had to work my ass off to make up all the crap i missed. but i'm caught up and back in the swing of things now. so i'm going to do a wtf that i would have done wednesday. i know i could wait a day or two but i'm going to get it off my chest now.wtf is up with my wife? i told you that i finally had a vasectomy. everything has healed and i'm at

bonus post

2008-03-28T09:21:00.002-05:00

i never post twice in one day but i just found this and had to share. Top 10 Reasons To Have Sex Tonight as if we really need reasons but this is good to know anyway. and if you are reading it from work, it links to cbsnews site so no one will know why you looked at it.

fact or fiction friday

2008-03-28T09:03:00.002-05:00

warning: language and content not suitable for children. i can not be held accountable for any unexpected reactions you might have. read at your own risk and of your own free will. I pull into the parking lot and see that you got there first. We had decided to meet at the fifth light post in the mall parking lot directly in front of the movie theatre. We knew that this part of the parking lot

hnt

2008-03-27T09:24:00.004-05:00

[removed] are things looking up?

no wtf wednesday this week

2008-03-26T12:48:00.004-05:00

i got nothing to "wtf" about. so instead i'm going to ask a reader's question. i have resigned myself to the fact that i have about 3 people reading this blog. i'm fine with that because i write this for me more than anyone else. but since there are a couple of people that read it occasionally, i'm going to pander to you.on my tmi tuesday post, bunny posted this comment:What do we want to

tmi tuesday # 128

2008-03-25T09:45:00.002-05:00

1. Stubble... good or bad? How often do you shave?answer: i shave every day for the most part. there are occasions i will skip a day. personally, i don't really care one way or another about stubble. and that is anywhere on a body.2. If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is?answer: ouch3. Did you ever own a fake ID?answer: nope. never needed one. 4. Have

sorry for the smell

2008-03-21T12:11:00.002-05:00

today is a rant, ramble and brain fart daywhy is it that health nuts all push exercise as something that everyone should do? and insurance companies seem to incourage it too. but let me ask you these 2 questions. how many people do you know that have injured themselves why exercising? how many of those people sustained serious injuries?now let me ask this question. how many people do you know

wtf wednesday

2008-03-19T11:30:00.002-05:00

wtf...do men mean when they say a vasectomy is no big deal? yep, i had mine last week. dr. richard chopp (yes that is his real name) did his thing on my thing. the actual procedure took about 10 minutes. but the issue i have is how uncomfortable i have been ever since. the incisions are on the side where everything rubs on them. the swelling has been constant. and don't get me started on

tmi tuesday #127

2008-03-18T08:44:00.002-05:00

1. In the midst of a hangover have you ever promised to "never drink again?" How long until you broke that vow?answer: nope. i got the hangover by drinking and i knew i'd drink again. why make a promise you know you won't keep?2. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done while drinking (or not if it is really stupid) but thought it seemed like a good idea at the time?answer: stupidest thing

wtf wednesday

2008-03-12T13:50:00.003-05:00

wtf... makes people think it is automatically ok to shorten a person's name? for example, if my name was robert (it's not) and i introduce myself that way, why do people think it is ok to start calling me bob? i have one of those names and it drives me crazy. i hate the shortened version of my name! but everyone wants to call me that and when i correct them it makes me look snooty. take that

tmi tuesday #126

2008-03-11T10:22:00.003-05:00

1.Is sex hotter for you when it's forbidden? Or do you get wracked with guilt and it's not enjoyable?answer: this is a tough one. "sex" is a physical thing. "intimacy" is physical and emotional. so i would say that sex i can deal with. but if it turns to intimacy then things are going to get messy.2. Are casual sexual encounters fulfilling to you? Do you need an emotional commitment from your

fact or fiction friday

2008-03-07T09:09:00.002-06:00

i'm going to pull from something i've seen others do on their websites. it is called "five fact friday". the difference here is that these may be facts or they may be fiction. they could be a mixture of the two. you decide. and if you are curious about any of them, leave me a comment. i might actually respond and let you know the truth. i still pick my nose. i don't eat the booger but i

looking for ideas

2008-03-06T16:39:00.003-06:00

i want to add some crap to my blog. not just text crap. i'd like to add some stuff like i can add to my google homepage. but i don't have time to go looking for stuff. so if you know of a place that i can find add-ons that will work with google's blogger, leave me a comment with the info.

wtf wednesday

2008-03-05T09:19:00.001-06:00

wtf... (this is a why the f) do cars windshield washers spray over the car? i hate it when i am driving down the road and the car in front of me decides to use their windshield washer to clean their windshield. every time this happens, the water ends up on my windshield! i don't know if it is the aerodynamics of the way cars are made these days or if they spray spouts are aimed to high, but i

tmi tuesday #125

2008-03-04T09:46:00.003-06:00

1. Under what conditions would you kiss a stranger?answer: female, non smoker and willing to let me2. Who was the last person you sent a text message to? If you’ve never sent someone a text message, is there some reasonanswer: i just started text messaging this year. i hate having to carry a cell phone to begin with. and the thought of having another place to check for messages just pissed me

fact or fiction friday

2008-02-29T09:23:00.002-06:00

i mentioned wednesday in my wtf post that i had an appointment to start the ball (no pun intended) rolling on a vasectomy. i had the appointment and you will never guess the name of the doctor that will be snipping me. wait for it ...almost there ...let me introduce you to dr. richard chopp. Yep doc dick chopp. go ahead and google him. btw, you will learn a little tidbit about me that i have

wtf wednesday

2008-02-27T12:31:00.003-06:00

wtf... is the deal with health insurance companies. i found out last week that if i go to a urologist and have him do a vasectomy in his office all it will cost me is my standard $20 co-pay. but if that same doctor chooses to do the work in a surgery center or hospital, it could cost me $700+. so i'm sure you can guess where i'm going to have it done. i'll update you on this later. i have an

tmi #124

2008-02-26T08:48:00.002-06:00

1. What can you consider as the greatest thing you've ever done for/ to yourself?answer: not depending on my parents for everything when i was a kid. it taught me to be independent and self sufficient. answer #2: lasik surgery. i wore glasses way too long and it is great not having to wear them.2. What/ Which part of your life you think you could have done better and why?answer: 1-12 grade. i

fact or fiction friday

2008-02-22T10:42:00.003-06:00

a study by a major university has found that using chocolate as seasoning on fatty meats can reduce the amounts of cholesterol that are produced. similar results can be achieved by eating chocolate immediately following a cholesterol laden meal but the levels are not reduced as much.apparently certain enzymes in stomach acid react with components in the cocoa bean to create a short-term

wtf wednesday

2008-02-20T09:28:00.003-06:00

wtf... makes people think that "reality tv" is entertainment? i am so sick of reality tv shows. give me a good old fashioned sitcom with canned laugh tracks any day. and most of the reality shows aren't real at all. survivor, big brother, biggest loser. those aren't reality. if anything, they are closer to staged game shows. i use entertainment to escape reality....(this is a why the f)

tmi tuesday #123

2008-02-19T11:42:00.002-06:00

1. Which one turns you on more Ink or piercing? Why?answer: actually, neither of them have this effect on me. 2. What ink do you have? If none, what would you get and and where?answer: i have a blue pen, a red pen, a black pen and a number of white board markers if those count as ink.answer2: none and i have no desire to get any3. What piercing do you have? If none, what would you get and and

wtf thursday

2008-02-14T11:44:00.003-06:00

ok, so not really a wtf. more like comments on wtf wednesday.i realize that large does not exclude lingerie. believe me when i say that i have bought plenty of it. the issue is that she isn't comfortable with her body and doesn't want to wear it. and the bi-polar doesn't help with that. so buying her lingerie just makes her depressed side of the "polar" flare up. bunny's first suggestion is

wtf wednesday

2008-02-13T09:07:00.002-06:00

only one this week. wtf... do you buy a woman for valentines that is bi-polar, overweight and hates flowers? don't even think about candy or food of any kind. lingerie is just asking to set her off emotionally. flowers will only remind her how much she hates her mother(her mother is a horticulturalist). i'm open to suggestions.

tmi tuesday #122

2008-02-12T10:01:00.000-06:00

1. what's the sexiest gesture a person you are sexually interested can make?answer: it is all about the eyes and mouth. a sexy smile paired with direct eye contact and i am smitten.2. what are 3 inevitable things about you?answer: 1) i'm going to die 2) i'm going to be a smartass until i die 3) i will always look at women as they walk by.3. how many types of orgasms have you experienced?answer:

fact or fiction friday

2008-02-08T09:02:00.000-06:00

can't promise this will be a every week thing but i'm going to start posting something on friday. it could be a random fact or it could be something entirely fictitious. some days it will be obvious which one is being posted but other days you will just have to decide for your self whether what you read is fact or fiction.---------------------------------------------from my desk i can see the

wtf wednesday

2008-02-06T13:43:00.000-06:00

trying to make this a weekly thingwtf... is so important about projecting who is winning an election? can't we just wait until everything is counted and announce it then? it would make things much more exciting and suspenseful. look at movies for example. you don't see someone running around the theater about 10 minutes into the movie asking you who you think will be alive at the end. ... (

tmi #121

2008-02-05T08:37:00.000-06:00

1. By what nickname(s) were you known as a child?answer: believe it or not, i have never had a nickname. people have always called me by real name. i have been called names before but those were usually due to something i did. i've heard "you are a prick" more times than i can count.2. Do you have a favorite poem and, if so, what is it? Recite it (or a snippet) here, please.answer: can't say

it is february?!?!

2008-02-04T17:02:00.000-06:00

it is february 4, 2008. i just got off the phone. i was scheduling an appointment to have someone come to my house in the morning and repair my air conditioning. why am i getting my air conditioning fixed on february 5th? because it is 80+ degrees outside and we need it! yes, on february 4th, when the rest of the country is cold, those of us in texas are having a freeking heatwave! i know, i

wtf wednesday

2008-01-30T09:21:00.001-06:00

i admit it, i stole this from Bunny. show her some love and join in the fun.wtf...is with women who "don't want to be viewed as sex objects" but then wear clothing that does nothing but draw attention to their breasts? if you don't want people looking at your chest, don't wear low cut tops with necklaces that hang down between the cleavage. or shirts that have this very pretty, eye catching

tmi #120

2008-01-29T11:44:00.000-06:00

1. Would you stay in a relationship with an physically unfaithful partner?answer: probably. 2. Would you stay in a relationship with an emotionally unfaithful partner?answer: yes3. On a scale of 1-10, how important is the recognition of birthdays to you (your's, a friend's, a partner's)?answer: i make it a point to recognize children's birthdays. adults not as much. especially if you are in

yep, drugs are a good thing

2008-01-24T13:04:00.000-06:00

it must be the drugs because not only did we have sex last night but she was the one that initiated it.

drugs can be a wonderful thing

2008-01-23T12:56:00.000-06:00

prescription drugs. remember my recently diagnosed bi-polar wife? she stopped me on the way out of the house this morning and said she wanted to have sex with me tonight. either the drugs are kicking in or she is on the top "polar" of the bi-polar rollercoaster. the only question is whether she will still be that way tonight.

tmi #119

2008-01-22T08:46:00.000-06:00

1. What was your favorite book as a kid?answer: i don't have a favorite book. however, i read all the time. i always have at least one book that i am reading. but i only read fiction. i use books as an escape. i tend to find an author i like, read everything they have ever written and move on to another author. what author am i reading now? actually i'm looking for a new one. got any

hnt

2008-01-17T08:52:00.001-06:00

[removed] i think it is time to clean the shower door. what do you think?

excuse me while i complain

2008-01-16T17:20:00.000-06:00

i work with a lot of pompous, irresponsible, unprofessional, inconsiderate, spoiled idiots that have no concept of doing a good job.i hate having to do other people's jobs. i can not understand how people can be proud of doing a half ass job and not feeling ashamed when others have to fix their mistakes. it really pisses me off. granted, my job in software testing is all about pointing out the

tmi #118

2008-01-15T08:45:00.001-06:00

1. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?answer: i really don't pay attention to homes on television series. it could be because the television series i watch don't really show many homes. and if they do show a home it is usually a crime scene and you only get to see the room with the dead body in it. but if i have to choose, i'd take the house from "2 and half

tmi #117

2008-01-08T08:54:00.000-06:00

1) Do you have/ever had any dating or sex superstitions? (Wear 'lucky jeans' on first date, always light a vanilla candle, etc.) If so, what are they?answer: nope. in fact i can't even think of a non-sexual superstition that i have.2) If you were stranded on the old deserted island, and a genie appeared who could only grant you one wish -- to bring one of the following people to join you, who

i live

2008-01-07T13:11:00.001-06:00

i'm still alive. december became a nightmare at work and home. my wife finally got the diagnosis she was regretting. the doc says she is bi-polar. it had to happen. her mom is a clinically diagnosed manic-depressive. her dad is clinically depressed. but what made december fun was that the doc decided to change her meds. it is not fun spending christmas holiday with a bi-polar wife that is

c, 1100100, 64, 144

2007-12-11T15:21:00.000-06:00

all of the entries in the title are geek for 100. this is my 100th post. you would think it would be special. guess not. the tmi for today just didn't appeal to me. and i have been extremely busy at work lately so i haven't had a lot of time to post. so you are going to get a few rambling paragraphs from me today.what makes a good cook? last week's tmi asked how good a cook we thought we are. i

tmi #112

2007-12-04T08:40:00.000-06:00

1. If your partner buys you a sexy little "something" is it a present for you or for your partner?answer: it would be a present for me. and if i bought her "something" it would be for me too.2. What are 3 characteristics of "your type"?answer: comfortable with themselves, compassionate, willing to explore3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a cook are you?answer: 9.54. Tattoos: Love them or hate

hnt

2007-11-29T08:43:00.002-06:00

[removed] anyone want to join me for a nap?

tmi tuesday #111

2007-11-27T17:33:00.000-06:00

1. Are you a member of the mile high club?answer: i've not had penetrative intercourse but i have brought a woman to multiple orgasms by whispering in her ear, nuzzling her neck while fingering her under a blanket. and she gave me a hand job under the same blanket. does that count for at least an honorary membership? i hope so because i'm pretty sure that is as close as i'll ever get,

i'm still alive

2007-11-27T14:03:00.000-06:00

i'm still alive, i'm just really busy. thanksgiving week was full of illness. i had a cold. my son had strep throat. my pc had a virus. it really sucked. now i'm back at work and trying to make up for taking a week off. i'll get back to posting soon.

hnt

2007-11-15T08:39:00.001-06:00

[removed] thought i'd try a different angle this time. it isn't easy taking it from this angle.

busy

2007-11-12T12:35:00.000-06:00

i've been busy and i ain't had time to write. (i just had to, vixen). i'll try to get something up this week beside tmi. and i'm going to do my best to participate in hnt. i'm finding that if i have something like those, it is easier for me to post. because if i have to come up with stuff out of my life to post, it doesn't happen.i'm trying to come up with a set of questions to submit for tmi

tmi tuesday #108

2007-11-06T08:55:00.000-06:00

1. Do you believe in ghost? If so have you every seen one?answer: yes i believe in them. i've never seen a ghost but i have witnessed things that lead me to believe that something was present with me in a room. if you really want the gory details, leave me a comment. if i get enough requests, i'll do a post about it.2. What’s the scariest movie you ever saw?answer: the adventures of sharkboy

question of the week

2007-11-05T14:51:00.000-06:00

question: do you measure a dickeydoo while flacid or fully erect?explanation: just curious.

i want to be alone and other stuff

2007-11-05T12:40:00.000-06:00

i recently lost my private office and had to move into a shared office. it is a long story of a company growing faster than expected. and in order to actually have enough space for my staff to do their work and still have some room to expand my staff a little, i made the sacrifice. i now share an office with 2 of my employees. it isn't bad because it is easier to talk about the work stuff that

hnt

2007-11-01T13:16:00.001-05:00

[removed] it isn't themed but i'm new at this so give me a break.

more important than halloween

2007-10-31T09:33:00.001-05:00

yes, today is halloween. happy halloween everyone.but more important than halloween. today is the birthday of a man that changed music forever. he opened doors for performers that only dreamed of doing what he did. he changed a music genre and it will never be the same.today is the 40th birthday of vanilla ice.

tmi tuesday #107

2007-10-30T08:42:00.000-05:00

1. If they kept stats of your sex life like they do in sports, what would you lead the league in? what all time record would you hold?answer: i'd be somewhere in the middle of all the stats. no record high or low stats. just a solid competitor. one that can always be depended on to perform.2. What song gets you in the mood to have sex? best music to fuck to? best music to make love to?answer:

question of the week

2007-10-29T17:21:00.001-05:00

question: punctuation sex, do you or don't you?explanation: the wife and i had sex this weekend. it was at the end of her period and not something that we usually do. neither one of us really like the idea. me because i'm extremely oral (no i didn't do that this weekend) and her because i am extremely oral and she is selfish (she likes me to perform oral). so this weekend's sex wasn't our